If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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