white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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