Sober January is a disaster.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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