if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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