Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Randomize
