Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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