its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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