I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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