so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
My vagina just recognized that song.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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