How'd it feel making her break her religion?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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