i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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