ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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