brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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