my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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