i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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