Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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