I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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