if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I currently don't understand fingers.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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