Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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