So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
ttyl tear gas
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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