Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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