just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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