Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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