..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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