I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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