my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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