2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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