STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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