I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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