Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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