Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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