doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
