I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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