p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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