You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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