So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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