Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We were destined to go to rehab together
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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