Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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