her vagine was all disorganized.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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