i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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