he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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