I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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