I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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