was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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