I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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