Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
