Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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