i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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