Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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