we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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