Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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