no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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