You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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