There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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