If i come over, it means nothing
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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